Cynicism
It's what you live off.
It's what we live off.
Capitalism
57 percent of Americans approve of it, and 41 percent don't. But that's okay, 57% of you is enough to make us rich.
For example, Right now we're gonna tell you to buy our hoodie, and you will, because you just can't control yourself.
And we're gonna be rich.
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Sizing Chart
Measurements are in inches.
T-shirt Sizing:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18.50 | 20.51 | 22.52 | 24.49 | 26.50 | 28.50 | 30.51 | 32.52 |
| Length | 28.50 | 29.49 | 30.51 | 31.50 | 32.52 | 33.50 | 34.49 | 35.51 |
| Sleeve length | 7.01 | 7.48 | 7.99 | 8.39 | 8.86 | 9.76 | 10.24 | 10.75 |
Hoodie Sizing:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
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Sleeve length |
33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.01 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
Sleeve length for hoodies is from center back.
